captainjackhotness: precipitates:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day

thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away

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  • gatsby: hey i just met you
  • gatsby: and this is crazy
  • gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • gatsby: so call me maybe
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fadamariposa:

Tapestry no. 2: The Unicorn is found (detail)

New York City, Metropolitan Museum, The CloistersThe Unicorn Tapestries on “the hunt of the unicorn”Series of seven Flemish tapestries from around 1500 CE

nintendoggystyle:

my favorite novel is the bible

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I am so confused I’ve like got an uncounted hour for

I know I started revision at half one

 to about three

and then I did fuck all from three to half four

I think because then I did it until 7 but I only thought I did an hour and a half so unless I looked at the time wrong and it was actually half five (but I didn’t fall asleep or anything I just chilled and shit and made toast? find it hard to believe i didnt do anything for two and a half hours without realising)I did an extra hour?

I did some exam questions so maybe they took longer than I thought

I can’t actually remember my day

cool

I’m so confused help

it’ll make me feel good if I did an extra hour heh heh heh

OR alternatively I was abducted by aliens y/y

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alurophile:

this is beautiful
Urge the UK Government from legalizing the use of stray pets in lab experiments!

veaghan:

Sign here!

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